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Authentic or Artificial?
History has helped inspire many of today’s Halloween costumes. This might be through looking at some of the more advanced civilizations of our past, focusing on time periods popular in the cinema, and famous historical figures. Rather than being concerned with authenticity, these costumes find their own aesthetically pleasing concepts.
Ancient Egyptians Are Equal Opportunists
Halloween costumes depicting Egypt in the time of Pharaohs and the ancient pyramids are probably some of the most equal opportunity costumes between men and women. Men's costumes that show off a good amount of the upper body and include short skirts are not uncommon. Perhaps this is because of the hot desert climate. However, men also have a lot of full-body covering options to choose from.
Women rarely get the option of covering their bodies completely.
Ancient Greece Brings Out the Togas
When we think of Greek fashion, two things come to mind; the toga and naked Olympic games. Since their Olympians did not have clothing and the Greeks wore chitons, not Togas, a lot of liberties were taken when designing ancient “Greek” costumes. Men's costumes consist of full body garments that expose the forearms and maybe a little ankle or calf.
Women have pieces of fabric covering various parts of the body but not by much. Both sexes liked to have headwear, and apparently, leaves were all the rage back in ancient Greece. Unlike today where women like to wear sashes in beauty pageants, here it is the men who prefer to throw them on.
Medieval Knight Costumes Don't Seem Very Practical
The medieval knight was a male-dominated occupation, and when creating a woman’s Halloween costume, there is not as much source material available for reference. However, I doubt very much that a woman’s armor would resemble what modern designers have envisioned.
Men are covered head to toe in a fabric that is supposed to resemble chain mail. (In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, all the knights' armor was made of knitted wool. Only King Arthur had chainmail, weighing 25 pounds.) We will forgive the use of fabric instead of actual metal.
Female knights’ armor does not offer full body protection. Their legs are always left unprotected, and their arms are rarely shielded. As the Black Knight would inform anybody, the limbs are a vulnerable area during combat and should be guarded.
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Pirate Costumes Are Always Popular
Pirates have always been a relatively popular costume around Halloween, but with the success of The Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise, it has exploded.
Men's costumes are decked out in layers of clothing, offering them protection from the harsh elements found while sailing out on the rough seas. Often times the classic eye patch, pirate hat, or bandana are thrown into the mix.
Women's pirate costumes are made as if they will never have to leave the island of Tortuga. The high-heeled boots won’t do them a lot of good walking around the slippery deck of a moving ship, and there definitely is not enough fabric to warm them from the frigid ocean air. At least they don’t have a lot of loose fabric to get snagged while working the lines.
Prehistoric Costumes Feature (Faux) Fur
The caveman/woman did not have textile factories, so they were forced to wear fur. Sorry PETA, but at least Halloween costumes are made of faux fur. Actually, it is just cheap fabric with a fur pattern painted on it. Anyway . . . the caveman costumes are envisioned as if the animal was simply skinned and then wrapped around the body to keep warm. The shoulders and calves are left exposed, but if the limbs were left on, then these costumes might start looking more like the respective animal than a caveman.
Cavewoman costumes appear to be more concerned with covering private parts than offering warmth or protection. The bikini style is very popular, and when a one-piece is created, there seems to be the need to make it as low cut as possible.
Roman-Themed Costumes Have Everyone Wearing Skirts
Roman and Greek Halloween costumes are interchangeable. Most costume shops list them under the same category in their inventory. For the purpose of this article, we will focus on the Roman gladiators and warriors, who get a unique costume designs. The costumes for both genders almost always have short skirts. While the men's costumes continue up to the neck, women's costumes tend to stop at the bust. A lot of the time, men are given a full helmet. while women only get a headband. I am sure two different headgears offer equal protection for our warriors. As is the case with almost all costumes, women are given high heels, while the men get more practical footwear.
The Space Age Is in the Future, but It's Part of the Past as Well
As I wrote this article, the space shuttle Endeavour was being transported to its permanent home at the California Science Center in Los Angeles. Although space exploration is still in our future, one chapter in that story has been closed. Astronaut costumes for men are very similar in appearance to the actual space suits but a lot less bulky. These costumes are baggy white suits, completely enveloping the wearer in order to protect them from the vacuum of space. Sometimes, a large round helmet is worn to show the need for oxygen. On Earth, they actually inhibit the ability to breathe comfortably, so they are often left out.
Female astronauts never have to worry about the uncomfortable helmet or even the unbearably hot suit. Their costume tends to resemble something worn to the racetrack rather than space. These spacesuits include a mini skirt with a shirt that opens up at the top. If that gets too hot, there is always the skirt with a separate halter top that exposes the midriff. For some reason, that costume comes with leg warmers and opera gloves. Perhaps they are hoping it will draw attention away from the fact that the costume is not actually covering much up. The full bodysuit costumes offered are so tight that there is not a lot of room for much else, like oxygen.
Wild West Costumes Are All-American
When describing the American Wild West, people tend to think of what is depicted in movie westerns. Halloween costumes put their own spin on this classic time in American history.
Cowboys and Cowgirls Are Popular Costume Choices
A Cowboys job is a tough one; riding horses in the blazing sun, herding cattle on the dusty fields, and maybe even having a duel at high noon. Halloween costumes representing these stereotypical gunslingers involve lots of layering; the jeans are covered in chaps, the long sleeve shirt has a vest over it, and the vest is covered by a trench coat. The big belt buckle keeps the holsters at their hips, and no cowboy outfit would be complete without the hat and boots.
Cowgirl costumes keep the big hat and boots but shrink everything else. Short skirts or shorts are more popular, and the few pants available are the opposite of baggy. Short sleeve shirts are available, but the bikini tops are easier to find. The vest appears to be fitted for a toy doll instead of a real-sized person.
Native American Costumes Are Stereotypical and Poorly Researched
The Native American Indian costumes don’t fare much better between the men and women than the cowboy outfits. Men might have their arms exposed, but that is about it. Long pants and long sleeve shirts are extremely common. Fringes are almost always added to the cuffs and collar areas. The costumes only vary in how much fringe they add and possibly some decorative patterns added to the tanned fabric. Rather than a cowboy hat, these costumes come with a really bad wig and feather headband.
Women's costumes don’t need a bad wig, but they could use some more fabric. The female Indian costumes are low cut and show a lot of leg. The lack of solid fabric is compensated for by adding longer strands of fringe, but it does not have quite the same effect as one sturdy piece of cloth.
Vikings Can Be Fashionable
In popular media, Vikings are often depicted as fierce warriors who must survive savage winters. Viking Halloween costumes often depict this survival of the fittest idea in their design. Men's costumes are created as if they are wrapped in layers of clothing made from the animal pelts they have personally killed. The historically inaccurate but widely-accepted horned helmets help top off these costumes.
Female Viking costumes get the same fur clothing, horned helmets, and weaponry as the men; however, it is draped over them as if they were going down a fashion runway and not to pillage a nearby coastal community.
The costumes above were displayed multiple times in Google image search results. These are the sites that I went to for the images. If you know of an image that belongs to a different site please let me know in the comment section below, and I will make sure to give appropriate credit.
HolidayGiftIdea on August 23, 2013:
I love myself a sexy costume.
Geekdom (author) on June 05, 2013:
Great point. As a California native, cold weather completely skipped my mind. I will have to work that into the next round of costume hubs this Halloween.
Naomi Starlight from Illinois on June 05, 2013:
Where I live, it's very cold in the fall, prompting me to wonder why the bloomin hell some women want to wear these skimpy costumes.
Geekdom (author) on June 04, 2013:
Thank you. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays because it is a time when adults get to dress up and act silly, without the stress that goes along with other holidays.
Deonne Anderson from Florence, SC on June 03, 2013:
I love halloween costumes! Great hub about Halloween costumes for males and females. You presented such a wide range of ideas. Voted up and shared.
Geekdom (author) on May 29, 2013:
Yes, the variety of costumes can be interesting. Especially from a historical/mass market view.
Elizabeth Parker from Las Vegas, NV on May 29, 2013:
This was a really cool hub. I enjoyed viewing all of the available costumes. Voted up!
Geekdom (author) on April 20, 2013:
Glad you like it and Thanks!
mts1098 on April 20, 2013:
voted up and awesome...cheers
Vic on October 24, 2012:
The ladies always have better costumes than the guys...but you're right...the costumes for the ladies have gotten skimpier and it's getting harder and harder to find costumes that don't show off a lot of skin.
The guys gladiator costumes are pretty cool looking from the pictures.
thechronicler on October 19, 2012:
I think the contrast send a clear message here: it's all about looks and sex appeal if you are a woman; nothing else matters. *shakes head. Costumes for women seem to have gotten more and more skimpy in recent years.
For those of us uncomfortable showing all that skin and who don't like being looked at as only sex objects, it kind of sucks. It also forces us to get more creative if we want a costume we are comfortable wearing. Here are my ideas:
1. Get a smaller-size guys' version of one you like.
2. Get one of the women's barely-there dress/top thingys and wear pants with it. I've done this and have a pair of black pants that are perfect for it. Some of those super-short dresses are cute, but there is no way I'm not pairing one with pants! But that's just me :)
Anyway, great and useful hub--will share!
Richie Mogwai from Vancouver on October 18, 2012:
Such gorgeous costumes, and great models, too. Great ideas for Halloween costumes, now I know where to look. Thanks.