60th Birthday Card Messages, Wishes, Sayings, and Poems: What to Write?
What to Write in a 60th Birthday Card
60 is a milestone birthday, and it may be someone's last milestone birthday, so it's doubly important. Here's your chance to wish the 60-year-old a great birthday with a really funny message, cool poem, or neat saying.
Below, you'll find many suggestions and phrases to help you figure out what to write in a 60th birthday card. Combine these ideas with personal details to make it even better.
Funny 60th Birthday Messages
Funny is usually the best policy for a milestone birthday card message. Here are some ideas to jog your imagination as you work on creating a side-splitting birthday laugh:
- It's all uphill from 60.
- It's not that 60-year-old people are lazy: by 60, they're masters at efficiency.
- Congratulations on turning 60. Now you can wear anything you want, and no one will care.
- Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall. There's a 59 candle limit.
- Good thing wrinkles don't come as quickly as years. Happy 50th wrinkle!
- Promise me one thing. Please, whatever you do, don't look up the average life expectancy now that you have turned 60.
- Don't worry, you'll only feel one year older next year when you turn 61.
- Just think, you'll be 70 in just 10 short years.
- If you start telling people you are 70 now, they'll be amazed by how good you look for your age.
- Now that you're 60, you're going to have to stop acting like a 20-year-old. Your midlife crisis just graduated.
- Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59.
- Congratulations! In only 40 years you'll be a century old.
- Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th... I mean 40th birthday.
- Becoming a senior citizen isn't about what you can no longer do. There's cool new stuff you can do now that young people can't, such as driving very slowly, paying less at Denny's, and collecting social security.
Funny 60th Birthday Wish
Meaningful 60th Birthday Wishes
Maybe you want to say something meaningful. Or maybe you don't have a great sense of humor. Whatever the reason, here are some serious and sincere 60th birthday wishes.
- Your 60 years of living have been a great blessing to your family and friends, and our lives are all enriched because of you. We're wishing you a great 60th birthday!
- I'm wishing you a great 60th full of all the things that you are still wanting to experience. Have fun with the next decade.
- You have at least 60 things to be grateful for, and I have one at least one: you.
- I hope that during this decade you are paid back some of what you have contributed to society, family, and work.
- Life at 60 is just as exciting as any other age if you want it to be. Enjoy your 60's!
- At 60, years can feel like minutes. That would make you one hour old. I hope you live your next hour as well as your first.
60th Birthday Sayings
These are little witty remarks you can use for a 60th birthday speech or toast. Feel free to edit these to make them fit your 60-year-old friend:
- 20 means a beautiful body, but 60 means a beautiful mind.
- If time speeds up as you get older, then you're going at least 60 miles per hour!
- Goodbye full price. Hello senior citizen discounts!
- 60 is really only 40 in metric time.
- Age is just a number, and yours just starts with a 6 now!
- At 60, you have the combined wisdom of 6 10-year-olds, the intelligence of 3 20-year-olds, the wit of 2 30-year-olds, and the memory of 60 1-year-olds.
- A man in his 50s brags about his net worth. A man in his 60s brags about the fish in his net.
- At 60 you shouldn't stay in the bath or shower too long. The wrinkles might stay.
- 60 is the age of reason. You're mature enough to avoid bad decisions, and you're young enough to remember past mistakes.
60th Birthday Poems
A poem is a great way to wish someone a birthday, so here are a couple examples of 60th birthday poems you can use. Try to write your own, or you can add some specific details to these to create a personalized 60th poem.
60th Birthday Toast Poem
You made it to a magical age
Everything gets even more fun
Turn 60 and turn a new page
The worries of your 50's are done
Now it's time to live life your way
And love those you love most
This is a milestone 60th birthday
And this poem is your 60th toast
Inspirational 60th Birthday Poem
Time is on your side when you're young
When you hit sixty, time is on your belly
You haven't climbed to the highest rung
But your legs may still feel like jelly
Heaven may be around the corner for you
But great things still await a 60-year-old
There's plenty more things for you to do
Move forward with an attitude that's bold
Funny 60th Birthday Song and Video
© 2012 Blake Flannery