Timothy is a writer and artist who enjoys writing poetry, stories and articles. Timothy earned his BS in psychology from Albright College
Have you ever come up short when it comes to figuring out what to put in someone’s birthday card? Sometimes it’s hard to come up with a funny line or a quick quip, so instead of expressing your feelings, you go out and buy one of those pre-filled birthday cards.
The poems and birthday verses below are offered to you as a starting point. They can be used any way you wish—in a card, in a note, on social media, verbally, and more. Enjoy!
You say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too, yeah
You say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
— The Beatles
How to Present These Birthday Wishes
- Get them printed on a special birthday balloon.
- Create a birthday card and insert one or more of the poems inside.
- Tell your friend in person by reading them one or more of the poems.
- Text one or more of them to your friend or family member.
- Create a meme for social media.
- Print the favorite part of the poem on a tee shirt or some other item and give it to them.
- Put the words to music—maybe a tune you already know.
- Post them on their social media sites.
- Create a longer version of one of the poems.
Funny and Inspirational Birthday Poems
Here are a few original poems I penned to help you wish your loved one well on their special day.
"Hey, It’s Your Birthday!"
Hey, it’s your #birthday
What you planning to do
Hope it’s not like last year
When you got sick and puked
Well anyway, happy birthday
It’s your very special time
Got the same gift as last year
Here’s a couple of dimes.
I'm not going to say anything
About how old you are today
Cause’ I really feel so, so bad
You've now moved to middle-aged
So try to ignore all the pains
And enjoy this, your birthday
Because remember at your age
The pains are not going to go away
They say age is just a number
You’re only as old as you feel
But the truth is at your age
Every birthday is a really big deal
"Roses Are Red"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ate your birthday cake
And the ice cream too
Happy Birthday to you
Well you’re another year older
Some more wrinkles on your face
Don’t worry though cause you still
Look better than most people your age
"The Gift of Age"
They say having a long life is a gift
Well you got a big gift this time
Cause you’re now over the hill
So far over that the hill is way, way behind
Sorry about your birthday cake
It has no candles on the top
The numbers don’t go that high
But don’t let that put a stop
To you having a happy birthday
"What? Another Birthday?"
You tried to put it off again this year
But it snuck up on you today
But I’m here to shout it out to all
It's your (fill in the blank) birthday
Oh by the way here is some Geritol
"You’re Over the Hill"
Thought I do something different this year
By just giving a shout out of birthday cheer
After thinking it over I changed my mind
Cause your love is something I hold dear
So I thought I’d sing you a birthday song
But you know I can’t carry a good tune
Then I went on down to the dollar store
To get you a big bunch of festive balloons
But they all got blown away by a big wind
So, alI I have left to offer
And to wish is one very important line
"Beauty and Age"
I really must come out and say
You get more beautiful with age
So I hope today and everyday
You will live to a ripe old age
I was going to spend big bucks
And bring more presents along
One for each year of your long life
But the bank wouldn’t give me a loan
It hard to believe you’re how old
But all the candles tell the tale
Don’t worry about blowin' them out
I brought a fan in case you fail
Wow, so it’s your ____ birthday
Don’t think of it as getting older
Think of it as increasing in value
Hey, that’s how it works for antiques
Your birthday can be
A day of joy
A day of fear
A day of knowing
You’ve aged another year
But remember most of all
Your birthday is a time
To celebrate with one and all
"Love Is . . ."
Love is knowing on your birthday
You have friends and family who
All come together to celebrate
By throwing a big party for you
Just so they can have some fun
Tell you how much
"Happy, Happy Birthday"
What you gonna do
About the age your turning
At your age I have one thought
Deep in my brain a churning
How are you gonna blow out
The candles on the cake burning
My, my, my
You don’t have to cry
Cause you’re turning ____
One of those zero years
Wait you’re how old now
You should shed a few tears
Wishing you a day of:
Oh wait those last three are for me.
"A Birthday Wish"
May this day find your heart
Full of happiness and joy
You life full of bright days
And a lot of close friends
Now is the time
More than ever
To shout out the world
You'rr ___ years old
Now is the time
To share with others
You're over the hill
Only kidding I would
Never think of doing that
Bible Verses About Birthdays
- Psalm 118:24: “This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it."
- Psalm 138:8: "The LORD will fulfill his purpose for me; your steadfast love, O LORD, endures forever. Do not forsake the work of your hands." (On this birthday, reflect on what he Lord has done in your life.)
- Proverbs 16:31: “Gray hair is a crown of glory; it is gained in a righteous life.”
- Proverbs 4:10: “Hear, my son, and accept my words, that the years of your life may be many.”
- Psalm 91:16: “With long life I will satisfy him and show him my salvation.”
Birthdays come but once a year. At your age, that’s a good thing!
- Remember—age is just a number, but your number is really high this year.
- Remember—my cell phone is a camera, so I will have proof of what you do this year on your birthday.
- You’re very hard to shop for. It took me forever to find you a gift. Here’s your dollar-store birthday card.
- Sorry I didn’t get you anything for your birthday. If it weren‘t for Facebook, I wouldn’t even have remembered it!
- Congratulations on this, the 10th celebration of your 29th birthday.
- With age comes wisdom, and I’m wise enough to know not to make any jokes about how old you are today.
- I find giving birthday gifts to be stressful. It took me days just to find you a card.
- Yes I forgot your birthday again. So, I got you the same present as last year when I forgot . . . nothing.
- I know you really liked the gift you gave me on my birthday, so I’m giving it back to you this year.
- I heard you wanted an extravagant party this year. Sorry, all I could afford was some pizza and soda. Happy birthday!
- Life is but a dream—well, until you reach a certain age. Then it is mostly aches and pains and Bengay. Happy birthday!
- Of course I know how old you are today. That's why I didn't put candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
- Don’t think of it as another birthday. Think of it as a time to get free cake and a party.
- Let us celebrate the fact that I’m no longer the oldest person around. Happy birthday!
- On this birthday, if you can remember when a candy bar was only five cents, it mean you‘re getting older. Happy birthday!
- Sorry, but no amount of birthday wishes can make you younger. Happy birthday!
© 2020 Timothy Whitt
Timothy Whitt (author) from New Jersey on October 16, 2020:
Thank you so much
Prithviraj Shirole from India on October 16, 2020:
Wow! I enjoyed reading all the birthday poems. And thanks for the amazing tips for a birthday celebration.