How to Be a Great Bridesmaid (Even If You're Not the Greatest Friend...)
Real quick disclaimer: I was not actually the best bridesmaid ever, not by a long shot. My past career as a bridesmaid is fraught with jealousy, lack of funds, the perils of youth, and basically just total and complete disinterest. The first time I was asked to be a bridesmaid, I had just turned 19, was disenchanted with all things commitment and romance, and bowed out at the very last minute via a letter no doubt scrawled on pink lined paper, leaving my best friend (somehow, she still speaks to me) in a lurch.
The second, my cousin and I were both twenty and I obliged with a rush of excitement combined with a deep desire to scream into a pillow as I found out that her boyfriend of just over a year was so head over heels that he was ready to take her hand in marriage while my high school sweetheart had just informed me that he'd be happy to continue our years-long makeout sesh until his imminent move to a university half a day away at which time I should probably just get over him.
The wedding was five hours south on Labor Day weekend and after a sweaty afternoon stuck in Detroit traffic with my father who chain smoked the entire way. The lovely yellow strapless dress her mother-in-law had picked out was about two sizes too big and I struggled to keep it on which made it easy to shimmy into in the passenger seat before bolting into the venue twenty minutes before the ceremony where I flashed my pearly whites at the camera like I was some kind of hero.
A month later, I stood precariously on the steps of the church I grew up in, balancing myself over heels in place of my usual Chucks and watched two of my best friends (there's a lot when you're twenty) get married in what felt like the longest ceremony of my entire life. In basically every picture taken during the ceremony, I'm a blur of green tulle trying to stay within a nine inch radius and not topple the graceful women behind me.
Then, there was my brother's wedding, three years later, in a church that was about one hundred degrees. I feel this was my best effort. I did not make the bride cry, I did not wobble, and my dress stayed on my body with little to no effort. But after I waived down the ambulance to pick up the groomsman who'd passed out three minutes into the ceremony, stood in a cold October rain for a few thousand pictures, and danced with my cousin to some Ja Rule, I collapsed into the living room of my crappy apartment, kicked off my sweaty pink flats and declared to my husband (not the boy who ran off to get an education, godspeed to him, wherever he is) that I was completely and forever done being a bridesmaid.
And so far, I've managed to stick to my word. And, as I near thirty and most of my friends are now onto their second and even third babies, I think I'm in the clear. Still, all of these years later I often wonder if the reason I myself never had a real wedding is because I was such an awful addition to the bridal party that I knew karma would come to get me at my own ceremony.
So, take it from me, there's a better way to be a bridesmaid.
It's not the moment you've been dreaming of all your life, but it's one you'll probably relive over, and over, and over again between the ages of like, 22-35. So strap on those heels, pick up that bouquet, and pull on those big-girl-panties, brideslave.
I mean, bridesmaid.
Get on The Same Page as the Maid of Honor
...or Matron of Honor.
Once the dust of excitement has settled and everyone has soaked in the big news, reach out to the MoH and find out what you can do to help her pull off showers, parties, and planning. Because If you think being a bridesmaid is a lot of work, being the Maid or Matron of Honor is kind of like a temporary career change.
If she's still in the vague-planning stage, now is your chance to throw out some ideas of things you would enjoy whether it's planning games for the bridal shower or picking out favors for the bachelorette party.
Expect to Drop a Ton of Sweet, Sweet Cash You Will Never See Again
It's a rite of passage, just go with it.
This is just a hard truth of being a bridesmaid. Every bride says things like, "I'm picking a dress you can wear again!" or "I don't want my wedding to bankrupt my best friends" but the thing is, you will never wear that dress again, save for the odd event that she's going to recreate her wedding someday and ask you to wear the same dress. The good news is that personally, I've had luck consigning my pretty wedding-wear at thrift boutiques after the wedding.
Other things that can end up adding up are:
- Special meals out leading up to the wedding
- Travel accommodations for the bachelorette party
- Gifts for the bridal shower and wedding
- Money you will be expected to chip in for all of the above to cover the bride's share
If you can't afford something, say it upfront and ASAP, and, if you can, try to share this with whoever is planning the event while avoiding the bride as a go-between (brides are a bottle of orange soda - shake them too often and they'll eventually explode, leaving a pretty lasting mess). In nearly every wedding I've been in, there's been an income imbalance between at least a few of us, and by that I mean, I was a poorly compensated library page/college student for the duration of my bridesmaid career and let's just be real, 90% of my income went to ModCloth orders that never fit right, leaving little to no room in my budget for short-notice trips and extravagant dinners out. If the Maid of Honor is planning a wine-tour weekend upstate and asking for two paychecks from you to secure your room take a deep breath and write her a short message letting her know that's not in your budget but you're happy to chip in X amount of dollars towards the bride's share and you can't wait to see pictures on Instagram.
Pencil in Important Dates
You don't want to forget to show up to things you kind of hate.
Whether you're an old-school planner-in-the-purse kinda gal or saving dates in your fancy smart phone, make sure to keep track of the Where, When, and Who Withs of dress fittings, bridesmaid bonding brunches, and other important pre-wedding appointments so you don't let anyone down. Jot down how much money you should expect to spend for each event too, just to keep yourself from going broke without at least a little warning.
Utilize Social Media to Stay in the Bridal Party Loop
And try to only send a maximum of two Trash Birds a day via group chat.
Use FB messenger or another messaging app to create an ongoing group chat between the bridesmaids to stay in-the-know of any last minute plan changes.
At Least Try to Pretend You Like Your Dress
Unless it's restricting your breathing in some way, just nod and smile and let her pick the dress. This is the one time that free-expression is not encouraged.
If the bride is asking for genuine input, then make gentle suggestions towards dresses in your price range.
Ditch the Self Tanner
You zebra, you.
And anything else that will make you stand out against the rest of the bridal party in the weeks leading up to the ceremony. I know, she picked you to stand up because you hold a special place in their heart and she celebrates who you are, but still. Just for your own sake, when it comes to having to look back for the next few years and beyond at the wedding photos being posted all over social media, avoid anything that'll look funky on-camera like garish makeup (oh, Marnie's wedding episode on Girls, I will never not think of that when writing about what not to do for a wedding), streaky self tanner, neon blue highlights, or a sunburn that no amount of concealer can conceal.
Don't Strangle the Bride
It would be wrong.
I know she's your friend, or possibly about to become your family and you either have a really strong history of friendship or suspicion, but either way, be nice. Always be the one that bestows grace and if she's just really asking for it walk away and approach the situation once you've had some time to chill out and put yourself in her narrow, blister-inducing shoes.
Being real, she probably does deserve a good talkin' to but as they say, save the drama for your mama and if you witness her ream out her little sister at the florist, give you the death glare when you suggest carrot cake at the baker, or trash talk the groom's mom right in front of his grandma this is not the time to play vigilante friend-hero by putting her in her place.
Why? Because not only is she going to be too tired and overwhelmed by her current life status to say, "Oh hey, you're being very logical right now and you're right, thank you for reminding me to be a human being", but you're going to end up in the path of wrath, another casualty of what is sure to be an ever-increasing snowball of drama.
Deal with all of the negative attributes of her personality that are sure to come pouring forth in the coming months by reminding yourself over and over again that she has to squeeze into her gown in just a few short weeks and low blood sugar is a real bitch.
Don't Expect a Lot From the Bride
Just going right off from that last little tangent, be understanding of the bride and don't expect too much from her during the planning process.Let her off the hook from those Friday night flicks and don't be too pushy when she sends you a sheepish text telling you she's too tired to grab lunch. Planning a wedding isn't the fun that Pinterest wants us to believe it is and she's almost certainly dealing with burnout and questioning every major life decision she's made since 8th grade.
If she seems extra cranky or aloof lately, send her a quick text to check in and see how she's holding up. Keep things lighthearted but let her know that you're here for her and you're excited for all that's ahead of her. These little reminders of why you're friends in the first place can go a long way in preserving the friendship past this short, wedding season of life. And if she's a new friend, say your step-brother's long-distance fling turned fiance, this is a great way to forge a bond that will hopefully last a lifetime.
Just Admit it if You're a Wet Blanket
It's fine, I am too.
These are the number of bachelorette parties, lingerie soirees, and trips to the club I attended in my career as a bridesmaid: 0.
That's because I hate booze, thongs, and phalic shaped gummy candies. Also, flavored condoms, shouting, bright lights, loud noises, and more than two people in one room experiencing a celebratory mood. I just do, I'm a total wet blanket and probably suffering from some underlying disorder and whatever, that's fine. Maybe you're not, maybe you're super fun and cool and you can get down in any situation without being given a written itinerary and doing a dry-run before the actual event. But if not, just own up to it, let the bride know you're boring af and ask the maid of honor where to drop the gift bag of edible panties before you curl up for an evening of light reading in the tub.
Even if they're disappointed, your friends will have more fun in the end if you're not there wrecking the vibe. If you really want to contribute, offer to meet up after the festivities as the designated driver or come by the next morning to whip up a hangover-friendly breakfast.
Be Like the Duck
And let it all roll off.
You know what I mean. If you're experiencing jealousy or perhaps just total annoyance that your best friend is getting hitched, let the bitterness roll off and just enjoy yourself and your friend as much as you can. If you're old enough to be a bridesmaid, you're finally old enough to put off petty tendencies.
Stay Out of Relationship Drama
*bites nails* OMG it's so good though.
But seriously. This is an intense time and the bride and her betrothed are bound to be bickering and maybe even have at least one big blowout breakdown (and maybe even a six-hour break up!) before she walks down the aisle. Just like I told you before, nod and smile even if you're dying to admit your total hatred for her future husband or wife. Because, in the end, they're getting married and anything you say in the heat of the moment can and will be used against you.
Likewise, keep talk of your own relationship issues to a minimum. Commiseration is good, indulgment, not so much.
Your best bet here is to listen, withhold advice, and just keep reminding the bride that you trust her judgement and support her. The less you say, really, the better. Acting as a sounding board will give her the ability to sort out what she's feeling and admit things out loud to herself while not actually technically talking to herself.
The exception here, of course, is if there's abuse of any kind happening. In that rare and unfortunate case it's time to use your friend-powers for good.
Make it to the Rehearsal Dinner
at all costs.
This is one event you need to try really, really hard not to miss. Save for like, norovirus, you need to be there because this is what determines the success of the wedding day. You'll find out where to stand, how to stand, who to face, who you're walking with, where to park, etc.
As I mentioned before, one time I tried to ditch out on the rehearsal dinner and I made the bride cry and question if anyone in this world even loved her.
Don't be like me.
Be the Hero
I mean, have an emergency kit.
Whether you've been asked to or not, fill a tote with these handy things to haul to the wedding if an emergency should arise on the big day.
- a mini sewing kit for those last minute tears and tweaks
- ibuprofen because when has someone not asked, "does anyone have an ibuprofen?" at a wedding?
- baby wipes are a great way to clean makeup off your hands or wipe crumbs off a chair while avoiding stains to your outfit when the bathroom is occupied
- avoid a "wardrobe malfunction" with double stick tape
- clear hair elastics to sweep braids and buns back into place should the original style fail
- likewise, bobby pins in light and dark colors can really save the day from a total hairtastrophe
- minty mouth refreshers like gum, mints, and even some disposable toothbrush whisps
- relaxing lotion preferably in a lavender scent to help calm any pre-ceremony jitters
- deoderant because someone is bound to forget. Plus, swiping the stick across your feet before stepping into your heels can help keep sweat and slippage to a minimum
- extra snacks that are easy to grab like a package of cheese sticks, a box of crackers and a bunch of bananas
- an extension cord in case the room you're getting ready in is running low on outlets
- translucent bandaids for last-minute boo boos and blistered heels
- pens and a pad of paper because who knows, you might want to jot something down old-school style
- a pile of goofy, gossipy mags to keep the mood light and provide entertainment as you take turns with the makeup artist
- a device jam packed with relaxing, upbeat, and inspiring tracks to turn up if the mood goes sour in the getting-ready room
- a handful of tampons and thin pads
- safety pins for broken straps that have no time to be sewn
- extra nylons if they're part of the wedding day garb
- mini tissue packs for teary-eyed mother-in-laws to clutch in the pews
Or pass out.
Stay satiated and pack protein-rich, shelf stable snacks along with a bottle of juice or a few pieces of fruit. Eat a good breakfast, pack a good lunch (in case the bride flakes out on this duty) and stay snacky throughout the day. You'll be doing a lot of walking, jumping, and coddling today and you'll have no time for hunger pains.
Bring Extra Phone Chargers
But do not use them as strangulation devices.
Grab the ones that have made their way under your dresser or pick up a few generic cheapies on Amazon.
Frazzled bridesmaids and groomsmen will thank you.
Be Nice to The Photographer and Vendors
They're getting paid good money to put up with the bride's mom, not you. This isn't the time to complain about your least favorite angles or request that all of your favorite songs be played on the dance floor.
Don't Strangle the Bride
Please, please, please.
Again, not a good time to call her out on her total bs attitude. Offer her a fresh, cold bottle of water then step out for some air and a rage-text to your roommate if things are getting nasty in a bad way.
Stick to Your Designated Responsibility
Are you in charge of making sure that the flower girls get back to their dad after the bridal party pictures are taken? Make sure you have all the details for your designated job, stick to it, and unless you're asked for help in another area stand back and let everyone else fulfill their own obligations to avoid burnout before the end of the evening, or worse, stepping on someone's proverbial toes.
Stay Out of Family Drama
*bites nails for real this time*
Nothing is freakier than family fights on someone's wedding day, but they're bound to happen and if they're happening right in front of you, excuse yourself until they've reached their Full House moment.
And if it's your family say a passionate prayer before ducking out until things have settled. I'm seriously all about just running away from conflict when it comes to weddings. Or you could make up an arbitrary dilemma to distract your family from their own arbitrary dillemmas - "Holy cow, dad, I think someone peed under the chuppah, let's investigate!"
Stand Up Straight
Shoulders back, chin held high!
When the Facebook tags start popping up you'll be glad you practiced good form in the bathroom mirror the night before.
Find a Focus
For me, this is the single hardest part of being a bridesmaid. I don't do well standing still. Find an object just above eye level to focus on and return your gaze to this spot if you find yourself dazing off.
Don't Walk Too Fast
Whether you're heading up or down the aisle, keep your pace slow enough not to trip. It's better to walk a little slower than to drag your partner with you.
Hold Your Bouquet Like a Grownup
Waist level, not at your boobs.
At your belly-button, specifically.
Stay Off Social Media
This is a really important one. By all means, snap photos, but hold off on posting them anywhere and I mean anywhere until the photographer and the bride have begun uploading pics. After that, make sure to use whatever designated hashtag was given. Because it turns out couples pay a lot of money for those stupid wedding hashtags, so you better be using them...
Things to Bring Along for Before the Ceremony
Real, real obvious, but hey, we all make mistakes so...
- Your ceremony outfit
- a button down top and shorts to wear while you're getting your hair and makeup done so you can keep your outfit clean of hair products and bronzer
- flip flops to wear between photography locations. just slip them off and slip into your heels for the pictures to keep your shoes clean and feet blister-free
- makeup for touchups
- your phone and charger
- your bag/purse and wallet
Don't Strangle the Bride
Seriously, how many times do I have to remind you?
By now, she's exhausted. She's spent however many months or maybe even years of her life planning this and she's probably becoming progressively crankier after having her picture snapped for the three thousandth time. Have mercy and remember that you are basically through the worst part. Once she gets some mediocre filet mignon in her system she's going to be returning to her classically cool self.
Keep Flirting Down to Like, a 3 or 4
And no more than that.
Do not be remembered as the girl who hit on the groom's cousin every time the song changed. Be remembered as the best bridesmaid ever and enjoy some coy interaction without overdoing it.
Limit Your Alcohol
Another obvious, but by the time you reach the reception you'll no doubt be running low on energy, carbs, and discretion. Sip slowly and toss back a breadstick or two before hitting the bar again.
Load Gifts into the Designated Vehicle(s)
GENTLY, YOU ANIMAL
If the load-up crew is short a pair of hands or you're just really into carrying instapots and floor lamps, this is a good place to extend your good nature for helping. Plus, it gives you an excuse to breathe some fresh air and take a break from the noise inside.
Find Out What Needs to Be Taken Down/Cleaned
Cleanup, cleanup, everybody, everywhere.
I've photographed weddings that were all-inclusive, and the venue took care of take down. I've also been part of weddings where the bridal party was expected to tear down the entire wedding post-reception (yay, church weddings) before getting the a-OK to head home. Find out your post-wedding status and if you have a designated job to help everyone get home earlier. If not, volunteer for one or two things (like taking linens home to be washed) so you're not left with a really awful task like scraping wax off the candle holders. Ugh.
Things to Bring Along for The Reception and Post-Reception Cleanup
Even if the venue/caterers/vendors say they'll be cleaning up their areas post-reception, it's always a good idea to avoid extra cleanup fees by bringing along supplies of your own.
- 3-4 spray bottles of cleaning spray and a few rolls of paper towels. Grab a big jug of concentrated cleaning spray like Mrs. Myers Clean Day to mix with water. Pass out bottles and a roll of paper towels to lingering bridal party members and start scrubbing frosting and gravy off tables, chairs, and the mic stand.
- A box of heavy duty trash bags.
- A left-behind-box.
- Mr. Clean Magic erasers (the heavy duty kind) because they are a true miracle and can remove almost anything from almost anything. Just trust me.
Tie Up Loose Ends
If you were put in charge of returning vases to the groom's aunt or dropping all of the wedding gifts off to the bride's apartment, make sure to do it within a timely manner (no later than a week after the ceremony).
Help Return Any Rentals
Send the Maid of Honor a text to ask if there are any rentals that need to be returned and if she needs help transporting them. Maybe she'll just appreciate the company.
Offer to Drop-off/Pickup the Gown from the Cleaners
If there's no need for help with rentals, offer to drop off or pick up any dry cleaning from the cleaners and keep it stored safely until the newlyweds return from their honeymoon.
Address Envelopes for Thank You Cards
It's okay if your handwriting isn't the greatest. Guaranteed, most brides are so worn out by the time they step off the plane from their honeymoon, the last thing they want to do is start sending out thank you cards. Common courtesy says you have 6-8 weeks to accomplish this task after receiving wedding gifts though, so help her get a head start by offering to stamp and address her envelopes while she writes the thank-yous.
If I could do it all over again I'd have given my friends way more support, a lot less attitude, and been on top of things like getting my dress altered so it wasn't about to fall off on the dance floor and chipping in money for the parties and showers. Maybe I was just meant to be a horrible bridesmaid so I could bestow these lessons on to you and save you from years of post-wedding anxiety.
Probably not, but it's a nice thought.
© 2017 Kierstin Gunsberg