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Top 10 Best Funny Love Quotes

Love is in the air! Here's my take on the ten funniest quotes about love.

Read through some of the funniest quotes about love!

Read through some of the funniest quotes about love!

Funny Love Quotes

Love makes the world go 'round. It's that one thing every one of us wants to find. Nonetheless, we can't deny the ugly realities of love. There's no such thing as love without pain and suffering. To fully enjoy the fruits of love, one must first experience its hardships. Do you have a bitter experience with love? Or are you one of the few lucky ones who finally found someone worthy of every love in the world?

Don't feel down if you answered yes to the first question. It's never too late to welcome love into your life. Here is my list of the top ten best funny love quotes that will surely erase your worries and put a smile on your face. Stay hopeful and never forget that true love will find its way to you, no matter what.

10. “You Can’t Buy Love, but You Can Pay Heavily for It.”

Love is one of the few things in this world that money can’t buy. Of course, you can hire someone to be with you during lonely nights, but that person doesn’t care for anything other than your money. True love is a precious gift given only to those who are patient enough to wait.

Others are aggressive when searching for true love. Some of them even travel across the seas to find the man or woman who fits perfectly into the missing piece of their life. Yet it has been proven by time that true love often happens the moment you least expect it. You don’t need to look further. You might realize that the woman or man who has been with you through the years as a friend can offer the love your heart is desperately seeking.


9. More Chocolate, Please!

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!”

Sad to say, loving nowadays requires more than the feeling. It should be combined with a sense of responsibility. Both men and women should be sensitive to their partner’s needs. Sweet kisses, hugs, and words—though needed—are not enough to culture love and make it last forever.

Others aspects, such as financial and emotional stability, must be considered before a couple commits to a serious relationship. The road is never easy. Temptations and other forms of challenges are bound to come. Whether the couple survives depends not on how much they love each other but on how they value the relationship. It also depends on their belief that they need not just love but everything that their partner can offer.


8. Stupid Love

“Love is being stupid together.”

There’s no holding back when it comes to love. Express how much he or she means to you every day, and never fail to make your partner feel extra special. The future is uncertain, so don’t hesitate to do stupid things together. Enjoy life with your partner and share a relationship filled with fun and excitement.

Love is a never-ending journey with smiles, tears, happiness, sadness, excitement, and surprises in between. One can’t say he truly loved without going beyond his boundaries just to satisfy his partner. Love is not about how perfect you are for each other but how the two of you strive to keep the fire burning for a lifetime.

7. Just Don't Look Again

“Love at first sight is cured by the second look.”

Others believe in love at first sight, but it is usually a misinterpreted infatuation. Love has a much deeper meaning. It takes years to develop and is best enjoyed when ripe. We should guard our hearts and treat love as a lifetime commitment, not just something to have today and be gone tomorrow.

Differentiating infatuation from true love won’t be easy since the majority of great loves start from a simple appreciation. You may first love how she smiles or talks; the feeling tends to grow over time until you proudly say that you love everything about her.

The key is patience. Never rush into falling in love since you might be regretful after finally meeting the one who captures your heart like no one else but can’t do anything since you are already tied in a relationship.

6. The Sad Truth About Marriage

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”

Sad to say, millions of married couples across the country are already divorced while others are discussing it. What can be blamed for this alarming scenario? Does this prove that love is not meant to last?

True love is bound to last forever. Nevertheless, it fades if not nurtured well. It can be closely described as a plant. It starts off as a weak seedling that needs protection and care but eventually grows to be a strong tree that bears tasty fruits once it reaches maturity. Every couple should stay strong and together and hope for a better future.

Though marriage is not a seal that can guarantee a lifetime relationship, it should remain every couple’s goal since this ceremony of love gives birth to commitment, trust, dedication, responsibility, and other important factors that can help lovers withstand any trial that may come their way as years pass by.


5. Catch Me! I'm Falling for You!

“Don’t fall for someone who won’t be there to catch you.”

It’s impossible to control love, and it often happens at times we least expected. To fall in love with someone who can’t return the favor due to valid reasons is a very common story. Yet love is an uncontrollable force that can’t be stopped once it turns full bloomed. We can only hope that love will find a way and clear every obstacle hindering both of you from sharing a relationship.

Love doesn’t fail, but people do. Most of us jump into a relationship thinking nothing else other than the joy and excitement that love can bring. Before we know it, we fall and realize that there’s nobody there to catch us. Guard your heart and keep it safe until you finally find someone who can help you protect it.


4. Make Love, Not War

“Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.”

It’s very hard to accept that the love you shared with your partner for years is already gone and what’s left is something not worth keeping. Others tend to hold on, but it’s actually pointless. A relationship with a faded love is like a pond that was once bountiful with fishes.

For several reasons, the fishes were taken out one by one without giving them the chance to reproduce, leaving the pond lifeless after some time. The pond is now barren and lifeless. It can’t introduce anything productive and might even harm those living by it as it starts to become a breeding ground of mosquitoes and other dangerous entities.

A couple should realize when to give up. If a relationship is not working out anymore and the two of you already did your best to somehow save it, grab enough courage to let go. Who knows, the time spent without each other might help both of you realize how much you need each other, and the love you shared for many years is actually something you never want to lose.


3. Married Folks Know

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”

Marriage entails a lot of trials and hardships but withstanding all of them together brings out a sense of success that a couple will cherish for the rest of their lives. There’s no secret to a happy marriage to begin with; that much is obvious. To keep a marriage alive and strong, a couple must learn to understand each other and forgive without keeping grudges.

It’s never easy, especially if your partner greatly offended you, but you have no better option than to rebuild your trust and honor him forgiveness if you believe the marriage both you kept for many years is still worth fighting for. Set aside your pride and never forget that love is not just about enjoying fun and happy moments but more about surviving all the challenges life may bring you together.


2. Frog-Kissing Booth

“Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.”

To find true love is never easy. Others even suggest that searching for it is pointless as it only comes for those who are willing to wait. Whether you are aggressive or passive in searching for true love, don’t let anyone abuse you. Be careful: There are some out there who play with love and are only seeking pleasure, victimizing those that truly believe that true love exists. This is applicable to both men and women, unlike most of us who believe that only men are good at playing with someone's heart.

Though it’s true that all is fair in love, keep your guard up and only give your all to one who truly deserves it. Give your heart to someone responsible enough to take care of it, and who will never desert you, especially at times when you need someone to hold on to the most.

1. Money or Love?

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”

A lot of us nowadays focus more on work than on spending time with our family or loved ones. Though it’s good to have a sense of responsibility since surviving without a cent is impossible today, we should learn to prioritize. Money should never be on the top of our list, but family, love, friendship, and other priceless things must come first. It’s pointless to have all the things money can buy if you don’t have someone to enjoy it with. Everything good is rooted in love so let us all enjoy and share its fruits with others.

Have a day filled with true love, everyone!


Shana Hurt from Boonville on May 26, 2013:

Great hub. Love the page layout too.

dailytop10 (author) from Davao City on February 14, 2013:

Thank you for leaving a really sweet comment. Happy Valentine's Day!

iguidenetwork from Austin, TX on February 14, 2013:

Humorous but you impart some valuable lessons on love and life, especially with #1. Will follow your other top 10's. Voted up and funny. :)

dailytop10 (author) from Davao City on February 08, 2013:

Glad you liked them. Have a great day!

Sinclair Miller III from Florida on February 08, 2013:

These are funny just reading them now.